To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Month: April 2017
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
Hell is soular powered.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.
So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.
How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.