How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Month: April 2017
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.
So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.
How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.