April, 2017 :: PunGents.com

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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Three-way with the editor of Wikileaks? Aka a Julian Assangewich.

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Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.

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The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.

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When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.

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The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.

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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

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I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

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How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

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