All Puns for April, 2017
04/30/17
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/17
Three-way with the editor of Wikileaks? Aka a Julian Assangewich. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/28/17
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/27/17
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/26/17
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/25/17
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/24/17
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/23/17
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/22/17
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...04/21/17
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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