To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
Hell is soular powered.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.
So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.