To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Three-way with the editor of Wikileaks? Aka a Julian Assangewich.
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.