How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Hell is soular powered.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.
So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.
How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.