April, 2017 :: PunGents.com

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

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How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

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Hell is soular powered.

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Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.

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While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.

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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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Don’t worry if you’re undead. You can still be zombody.

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So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.

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