Subscribe to Pun of the Day by email:









  Follow us on Twitter 

40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

Visit punoff.com.

See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for April, 2017

04/30/17

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/29/17

Three-way with the editor of Wikileaks? Aka a Julian Assangewich.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/28/17

Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/27/17

The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/26/17

When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/25/17

The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/24/17

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/23/17

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/22/17

How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
04/21/17

How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...