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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Three-way with the editor of Wikileaks? Aka a Julian Assangewich.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
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