To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Three-way with the editor of Wikileaks? Aka a Julian Assangewich.
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
Hell is soular powered.
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.