Frank from Eldorado:
says, “inspired by Calvin’s limerick about Allison“
There were two gents called Patty and Rhain
Blessed apundantly with witty brain
Destined to be the ones
To run website for puns
To publish our gems, bright or inane.
Also
What do you call a body builder who lives in one of Iraq’s holy cities?
A Mosulman.