Dear Pungents, I’m emceeing the opening night of a curling bonspiel, where we auction off the teams prior to play, and I need a pun or two. We do bios of each team, which are generally quite punny themselves. This is a gender-mixed event, featuring people who work mostly in energy exploration or related companies. Thank you. ~ Jerry, Halifax, NS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “You may have heard of our next team – they’ve got quite the sonic broom!”

2) “All our teams display a lot of end-ergy.“

3) “Geothermal engineers in a bonspiel? Heck, this isn’t brain surgery – it’s rock science!”

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