Dear Pungents, need a bowling team name pun that also incorporates substance abuse and/or disciplinary action. Bonus points if it also incorporates lawyers/the law. Thanks!!! ~Matt, Chicago, Illinois

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Lane down the law.”
2) “Lucky strikes bowling”
3) “Here come the cops – we’d better split!”
4) “Pins and Needles.”
5) “Spare me a dime for some lucky strikes?”

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