Dear Pungents, I participate in a group involved in currency tracking and would like some puns related to banknotes. Love your site, and I think if anyone can come up with some funny money puns, it’s the Gents! ~Jocelyn, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Currency puns tend to be real kroners.”
2) “Scientists are still working on the origins of the Big Bank.”
3) “If coin-collecting is numismatics, is banknote-collecting Loomismatics?”
4) “Can I offer you some paper mint T…bills?”
5) “Did you ever know that you’re my euro?…”
6) “Why are there problems with counterfeiting of large bills? If the bills are so large, they shouldn’t fit on counters!”

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