Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
2. He seems very claim and collected today.
3. Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
4. He doesn't know squat about marriage.

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