Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
- He seems very claim and collected today.
- Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
- He doesn't know squat about marriage.