FARM TEAM

Dear Pungents, our touch football team needs a new name, we are being sponsored by a fruit and veg company so would love any reference to that to be a part of it. ~Steph, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Strawberry Fields Forever
  2. Time to Grow a Pear
  3. We Will Squash You
  4. Quit Punkin ON Us
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I LIKE BIG BATONS AND I CANNOT LIE

Dear Pungents, I need a pun for a marathon relay team name. Each member of the team will run a half-marathon for the first time. Thanks. ~Brian, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Relay Fast Runners
  2. Baton Rookies
  3. I Like Big Batons
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SUIT-ONYM

Dear Pungents, I need a team name for my law school intramural team. We will play (American) football, baseball, and a few other sports. Anything legal jargon-y will be great! ~Matt, Austin, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Tortoises
  2. The Laws Causes
  3. The Curly Suits
  4. Razing the Bar
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NATURE NURTURE

Dear Pungents, a pun about getting children back to nature, as they are our future conservationists. ~Kendall, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Greening up is hard to do.
  2. Nature: Youth it or lose it.
  3. Leaf it to the young people.
  4. Taught young bawdies.
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KEEP THE BALLS ROLLING

Dear Pungents, a pun for a four-person cycling team in the Real Man Challenge. Biking for testicular cancer ~Megan, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Going Going Gonads!
  2. Teste fy!
  3. Get Behind the Eight Balls
  4. Tired of Cancer
  5. Wheel End Cancer
  6. The Droop Troup (Don’t leave our members danglin’)
  7. Nuts and Bolts
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TOP OF THE GLASS

Dear Pungents, I need a pun using the word “score” or “lead” in reference to stained glass for a home-based business. ~Jennifer, Burlington, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. In the Lead
2. Leader of the Glass
3. Leading Scorer

Also

4. Blame it on the Stain
5. Glass Knows (if you’ve got Russian clients?)

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I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BEACH TO GET MARRIED!

Dear Pungents, my sister is having a beach wedding, and I need something for a banner to put outside the reception hall AND to use at her bachelorette party. ~Leash, Mexico, Missouri

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Enter Sandmen
  2. Full Surfice Bar
  3. Wave Hello
  4. Let’s get married, sunnier rather that later.
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GIVE ME A CALL CUTTA

Dear Pungents, I use to have lot of friends when I was doing my MBA. But now no friends keep in touch. They don’t even call. ~Apurva, Mumbia, India

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Graduating from business school has been the MBAne of our friendship.
  2. All this networking is notworking for me.
  3. Since we all got jobs in the big city, it seems like Mumbai‘s the word.
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WE NEVER GET BOWLED OF THESE REQUESTS

Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for three girls and a guy. We are all accountants at a CPA firm. Thanks so much. ~Sara, Destin, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Accoun-ten Pins!
  2. The Money Shot
  3. Strike Gold
  4. Spare Change
  5. Split Assets
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ANDRETTI, SET, GO

Dear Pungents, I am an Australian living in London, who is about to enter a cannonball-run type race across Europe called the Scumball 3000, with another Aussie. Four days to cross Europe, no rules, max car cost 500. We need a good name for our car team, something that hints at travel. All I got is the John Cole Train Delays and Ceribal Pallbearers. Any help would be appreciated. band names funny. Mention of speed / famous racers/ Steve McQueen is awesome. Help me Obi Wan… ~Dave, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENT SEE IT:

  1. Unlawful Car-nal Haulage
  2. Speed Your Pants
  3. Eurogenous Zone
  4. Rahauling Ass (Bobby Rahal)
  5. Andretti, Set, Go
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