Dear Pungents, a pun for a a friend’s 25th birthday. She is a great fan of Scrabble and a part-time go-go dancer. ~Jason, New York City
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Loading...Dear Pungents, we need a name for our bowling team. We work for the Ontario Works office in Norfolk County. Any assistance would be appreciated. ~Janice, Simcoe, Ontario
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, a pun about psychologist suffering from jet lag. ~John, Galway, Ireland
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m doing a presentation on the ethics of gene patents, so a few puns with ‘gene’ or ‘patents’ would make good slide headers. ~Alvin, Deland, FL
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, a name for school cafeteria cooks, please. ~Linda, Lumberton, MS
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, we are a chartered accounting firm (KPMG) that needs a name for the company slo-pitch team. ~Curtis, Kelowna, BC
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1) Don’t Mess with Taxes
2) The Fiscal Specimens
3) Team Gross
4) Debtor up!
5) Escrow Yourselves
6) Champions of FIFO
7) Long Drive to the GAAP
8) Junk Bonds
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, a genome-sequencing-related softball team name please! ~Purnima, Boston, MA
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1) Allele Leaguers
2) The DNAsty
3) Genome Runs
4) DeoxyRBIboses (ack that’s pretty bad)
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, my uncle, Pembroke Hart, recently passed and I will be saying a few words at his service. He loved puns and I want to end my speech with one in his honour. He was a geologist and amateur star gazer. He was loved by many and had a kind heart. Can you help me? I think Hart and heart are definitely in the pun. Thanks! ~Laura, Annandale, Virginia
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1) He was a geologist. Underneath the many layers is how you get to a man’s Hart, after all.
2) I’m left Hart-broken.
3) He was all heart. And a Hart act to follow.
4) He loved puns. Harty Harty Har.
5) He also loved to stare at the heavens through his telescope, as the stars illuminated the sky. I guess you’d say he had a light Hart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a name for my dental school softball team; something more catchy than Dent-in Your Face and Cavity Search–which is what we used last year. Thanks for the help! ~Jack, Philadelphia, PA
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1. Wins and Flosses
2. Who Caries?
3. The Bat Dentists
4. The Bucky Dents
5. The Plaque Socks
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m working on a science experiment having to do with temperature and its effects on luminescent bacteria. We need a catchy name for the title. Thanks a bunch. ~Jamie, Hillsboro, Kansas
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1) Shiny Happy Photobacterium
2) Lightening Rhodococcus of Controversy
3) Glow in the Dokdonella
4) The Battle of Thermophile
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