Dear Pungents, this is a shameless plug for the spectacular show we’re working on. Dancemakers is celebrating its 30th anniversary, and yet it is tougher than overcooked cow heart to open people’s minds and get them out to see contemporary dance. Can you spare a few puns that will show how much COOLER contemporary dance is than some horse show or clown workshop? ~Loretta, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Hey Toronto, stressed out? Then come to Dance-Show Relaxo!” (for Toronto audiences who know Rancho Relaxo)

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2) “Dancemakers = Pant-shakers – we get you moving.”

ALSO

3) “Has working all week like a mindless insect made you angry as a Klingon warlord? Then Khan-tempered harried ants (contemporary dance) is just the thing for you.” (a tad convoluted?)

4) “Metaphor Moses never met a more faux sis? Ovid’s Metamorphoses, from Dancemakers: twisting tongues, arms, legs and minds together for over 30 years.”

5) “At our spectacle, (ex)spect tickles!”

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