DOC-DOC JOKE

Dear Pungents, a pun please for an anaesthetist who came to Toronto from PEI to visit his daughter. And/or a pun about medicine, the aforementioned doctor, Summerside, PEI and a new hospital. Doctors love punning in the O.R. and I want my dad to have the punning edge! ~Marie, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Anaesthetists have a lot of options. With them it’s ether/or.”
OR
2) “My anaesthetist father never lets me have my way. He always puts me under the neither!”

3) “Anaesthetists are obsessed with their patients’ hair – they’re always keeping track of Vidal signs.”

4) “Did you hear about the posh anaethetist? He went to an IV League school!”

5) “When I moved to Toronto my dad got so upset he stopped believing in God. I guess it’s cause he’s an atheistician.”

6) “Why are proctologists like anaesthetists? Because they’re anus-squeezy-ologists!”

Also

7) “Prince Edward Islanders are becoming morbidly obese. No wonder they located a new hospital in Sumoside.”

8) “This new facility ain’t worth a prostitute’s saliva! They should have called it the Summerside Ho-Spittle.”

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