DUCK A L’OREGON

Dear Pun Gents, a pun on the Oregon Ducks vs. USC Trojans (they are playing on Hallowe’en). ~C, Eugene, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Ducks will exterminate the Trojans through a program of Eugenics.
  2. Since it’s Hallowe’en they will be dressed as the Trojan Whores.
  3. Using a Trojan is the best defence?
  4. Ducks playing football? Is this a double bill?
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