Dear Pun Gents, a pun on the Oregon Ducks vs. USC Trojans (they are playing on Hallowe’en). ~C, Eugene, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Ducks will exterminate the Trojans through a program of Eugenics.
- Since it’s Hallowe’en they will be dressed as the Trojan Whores.
- Using a Trojan is the best defence?
- Ducks playing football? Is this a double bill?