Dear Pungents, I’d like an alcohol-related pun on a famous English author or poet’s name. Thanks! ~Will, Oxford, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- English authors are substance abusers. If they’re not drinking they’re Tolkien. They get riled up like the Woolfman.
- Who was the biggest alcoholic? A.A. Milne.
- Was Pope an abstainer?
- Harold Pinter liked beer.
- Ruddyard Kipling was always red in the face.
- Who was a generous drunk? Lord Buyround.