Dear Pungents, I’d like an alcohol-related pun on a famous English author or poet’s name. Thanks! ~Will, Oxford, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. English authors are substance abusers. If they’re not drinking they’re Tolkien. They get riled up like the Woolfman.
2. Who was the biggest alcoholic? A.A. Milne.
3. Was Pope an abstainer?
4. Harold Pinter liked beer.
5. Ruddyard Kipling was always red in the face.
6. Who was a generous drunk? Lord Buyround.

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