Dear Pungents, I need a pun for the celebration of 50 years of marriage. ~ Gerry, Victoria, British Columbia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “To make it to our golden anniversary, I had to offer her more carats than sticks!”

2) “Our marriage hasn’t got the bite it once did – fifty years later and I’m her in-denture-d servant!”

3) [after already making a pun] “I shouldn’t make such pungent remarks on my fiftieth anniversary – but she is my beloved whiff!”

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