HI-SPEED CONNECTION

Dear Pungents, I share a computer at home with my husband. We are constantly having major races after dinner to see who can reach the computer first to check email, chat with overseas friends on msn, etc. What can I say to petrify him in his tracks so I can win the next race? ~ Preciso Hooch, Cayman Islands

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Stop! The computer can’t be trusted: it’s see-pee-you watches when we’re in the bathroom!”

2) “I beat you because you’re so slow – you’re only moving at 16x!”

3) “In these days of political correctness, it’s only natural that the woman should take advantage of the PC!”

4) “I’ll RAM you! I’ll dish out the mega-hurts! I’ll make you re-pentium! You’ve got the ROM idea, buster; I’m a much better athlon!”

5) “Let me use messenger, or I’ll become your m-s-n-emesis!”

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