HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOSTA

Dear Pun Gents, I need a kid-friendly pun on the composer’s name ‘Shostakovich’ ~Randal, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Didn’t Bob Marley cover him in that reggae song, “I Shostakovich… (But I Didn’t Shoot the Dmitri)”?
  2. Didn’t he get arrested for slipper theft? You know, Shoes Take ovich?
  3. Russian businessmen listen to his music during Shostile Takeovers.
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