Dear Pun Gents, I need a kid-friendly pun on the composer’s name ‘Shostakovich’ ~Randal, Madison, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Didn’t Bob Marley cover him in that reggae song, “I Shostakovich… (But I Didn’t Shoot the Dmitri)”?
- Didn’t he get arrested for slipper theft? You know, Shoes Take ovich?
- Russian businessmen listen to his music during Shostile Takeovers.