Dear Pungents, I’m on a new dragon boat team representing The Duke of Edinburgh’s Award Holders Association. Check www.dukeofed.org to see what the Award is about. We’re looking for slogans for our team t-shirts to be worn in the Toronto Dragon Boat Festival. Thanks! ~Phil, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Dragon boating: Having a hull of a time.”

2) “The Ducks of Edinburgh – we paddle like quackheads.”

3) “From dragon to braggin’: Duke of Ed = first place.”

4) “The Duke’s Ducks – looking for a stroke of luck!”

5) “We have the Duke of Edinburgh – you other guys just have head-in-burrow.”

6) “Duke’s Dragons: Youth breathing fire down to the wire (not a pun).

7) “We’re on steer-oids!”

8) “Get your mind out of the rudder – full steam ahead.”

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