Dear Pungents, Can you come up with a pun for the host of a computers & technology awards ceremony? Thanks! ~Adam, Orlando, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Don’t give anyone here a sandwich. They’ll take a thousand megabites.”

2) “I thought I’d Cobol together a few jokes. But they were too Basic. So I’ll be Turing over a new leaf. Let’s C, plus plus…“

3) “I was late getting here. I was locked up in my Fortran.”

4) “Java good time so far?”

5) “Welcome to my humble Adobe (pronounced A-dowb).”

6) “It was a hard drive coming to this ceremony!”

7) “My friend dug his finger in his nose with gusto, and was so happy when he found something. I guess you could say he was picks-elated?” (ok a bit too much)

8) “I decided to get a sharper monitor. It’s my New Year’s resolution.”

9) “Computers make my mother bored.”

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