Dear Pungents, what can give me about a 60-year-old male named Lance who is infatuated with a new lady-friend and is acting like a swooning teenager? ~ Les, Duncan, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “That man is a snake! He is carrying on like it’s an affair-de-Lance!”

2) “He’s acting so strangely! It baffles me how this new woman continues to be excited about visiting such foreign Lance!”

3) “Our male friend gets on our nerves every night – I’m tiring of Lance a lot!”

4) “I’m just not N’Sync with Lance’s Bass desires!”

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