Dear Pungents, don’t you hate it when you’re in an elevator, and somebody decides to fart? What’s worse, whoever dealt it, refuses to own up to it! I need a pun to blurt out in such a stinky situation. ~Andrew, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Boy what a long ride – this elevator just keeps going farter and farter.”
2) “Wow, look at all the butt-ends (buttons) lighting up!”
3) “Did someone sneeze? Gas-undheit!”