Dear Pungents, I’m putting on a school play and I need a better title than “The Pied Piper of Hamelin” – references to pipers, pipes, or rats would be marvelous! ~John, Sydney, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) One Flute Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
2) Ratman Begins – now on Piper-View (it’s a moused-see!)
3) The Verminator
4) Murder, She Rodent
5) The Pied Piper of Hamelin – a brilliant one-man plague

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