LOVE ASHLEY

Dear Pun Gents, my wife and I have been trying to think of an alias for her. She's submitting some pin-up photos of her and our dog to a calendar that benefits dog shelters. Her real first name is: Ashley; Middle name: Christine. She is blonde with green eyes. Any suggestions? ~Fred, Arlington ,TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Daschund Damsel
  2. Hot under the Collie
  3. Hot dogs, with nice buns!
  4. The Green Eyed Blondster

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