Dear Pungents, a pyromania pun please! ~Kate, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Hear about the lousy pyromanic, who was fired from his job? He went on the Arsonio Hall show to complain.
2) Hear about the mathematician who torched his house on March 14? He was quite the pi rho.
3) Comedian Richard was a pryoromaniac.
4) Pyromaniacs aren’t very hardworking. They’re always blazing on the job.
5) Pyromania puns are awful. They’re the flamest of jokes.