“JUST A LITTLE PATIENTS…”

Dear Pun Gents, we need team name for our company quiz night; theme is 'doctors and nurses.' ~Mike, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We Don't ER 
  2. The Intern Nationals
  3. See You in Health
  4. Say Ah…some.
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GATEWAY DOUG

Dear Pun Gents, I'm writing a story told in songs about  the slippery slope of drugs. A guy starts his evening on coffee and TV and ends on heroin. Give me a punning drug/addict related name for him please! ~James, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Spike E.Z. Lee
  2. Gowan S. Mack [go on smack]
  3. Duane D. Hardys-Tuff [doing the hardest stuff]
  4. Gateway Doug

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LET’S HAVE A LITTLE JAM RECESSION

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project comparing how charities are coping with the recession and suggesting solutions to them. I need a pun I could place as the title. Thank you so much! ~Jay, Houston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We'll get through this as a country. It will take a spirit of donationalism.
  2. During a recession, remember to have fund!
  3. The solutions aren't very donorous.
  4. How to raise funds when funds are being razed.
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ESTATE OF PLAY

Dear Pun Gents, I am a real estate agent and am trying for a punny slogan for myself. I just started as an agent and would love something funny, catchy and original…so I have turned to the best. Please help! ~Liz, Los Angeles

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Home Arranger
  2. All’s Well that Ends in Sell
  3. Catch the Latest Episode of House
  4. Meet me at Starbucks and we’ll have a non-fat Mortagino
  5. Name is Liz, but you can call me Ms. List!
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PINT PONG

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend's name is Eddie and mine is Rachel and we are 19. We need a team name for a beer pong tournament. Clever ideas? ~Rachel, Vancouver

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Beers in Heaven
  2. Barley Legal
  3. Teenlagers
  4. Blue Beer
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JENNA’S SIDE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for my new blog involving my name, 'Jenna'.  Something witty and funny would be cool. The blog is about a preparing my art portfolio so you could mess around with that? Whatever you like. Thanks Gents. ~Jenna, Dublin, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Jenna Side
  2. Jenna Tattoos
  3. Jennaology
  4. Jennaflection
  5. Jen Irrational
  6. Jennarosity
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DUCK A L’OREGON

Dear Pun Gents, a pun on the Oregon Ducks vs. USC Trojans (they are playing on Hallowe’en). ~C, Eugene, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Ducks will exterminate the Trojans through a program of Eugenics.
  2. Since it’s Hallowe’en they will be dressed as the Trojan Whores.
  3. Using a Trojan is the best defence?
  4. Ducks playing football? Is this a double bill?
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Andrew from Dugald:

I kinda thought I could maybe put together the lårsbünt bookcase from IKEA, but I found out that I lacked the shelf confidence to do so.

Mike was installing venetian blinds with his brother and their respective spouses one day. The guys went for lunch and came back to find the ladies hopelessly entangled in the window treatments at the top of the frames. Phoning 911, they kind of laughed Mike off until he was forced to exclaim, “Don’t you realize that our wives hang in the valance!?”

I was exploring an old abandoned ice cream plant, when I was caught by the security guard they had on site. “Can’t you read the no trespassing signs?” he asked. “Don’t you know you can get hurt wandering around a dairy licked building?”

In all of history, its been found that the Protestants always beat the Catholics whenever their battles occurred at sea. The Protestants always had their fleet in motion which made them hard to pin down. Perhaps it had something to do with them not believing in idle warships.

When the OctoMom found out how many babies she was having, did she go into ovaload?

Why do window washers never work naked?
They use “streak free” glass cleaner.

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Andrew from Dugald:

I kinda thought I could maybe put together the lårsbünt bookcase from IKEA, but I found out that I lacked the shelf confidence to do so.

Mike was installing venetian blinds with his brother and their respective spouses one day. The guys went for lunch and came back to find the ladies hopelessly entangled in the window treatments at the top of the frames. Phoning 911, they kind of laughed Mike off until he was forced to exclaim, “Don’t you realize that our wives hang in the valance!?”

I was exploring an old abandoned ice cream plant, when I was caught by the security guard they had on site. “Can’t you read the no trespassing signs?” he asked. “Don’t you know you can get hurt wandering around a dairy licked building?”

In all of history, its been found that the Protestants always beat the Catholics whenever their battles occurred at sea. The Protestants always had their fleet in motion which made them hard to pin down. Perhaps it had something to do with them not believing in idle warships.

When the OctoMom found out how many babies she was having, did she go into ovaload?

Why do window washers never work naked?
They use “streak free” glass cleaner.

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THE DEARLY DEPARTMENT

Dear Pun Gents, I'm looking for team names for members of our operations department, which consists of custodians, maintenance, and technology. ~Lisa, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Special Mops Team
  2. Caretaking of Business
  3. The Wringers
  4. Closet-Maintenance Workers
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