My boyfriend and I just bought two kittens who sometimes tear around our house at night and are a little noisy. Our parents are visiting this weekend, and I need a response to any kitten complaints that might come our way…. ~ Rebecca, Kingston, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “They’re noisy because they’re feline good!”
2) “I could feed them cat-a-tonic, but it knocks them out!”
3) “Cat you ignore the noise?”
4) “Relax – they’re just kitten around!”