Dear Pungents, I wanna be a PunShine Girl – and I’m looking for a sexy ‘Bible Belt’ pun to pose with. Got any suggestions? ~Mariza, The Grove, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “What do you call a zealous fundamentalist in the sack? A Bible humper!”

2) “Why is it illegal to look at actress Moore in many Southern states? Because they don’t allow saw-Demi!”

3) “What do Moses and a gynecologist have in common? They both have seen the burning bush!” (not a pun, but fun)

4) Visit Mariza in PunShines for the winning pun!

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