Dear Pungents, puns about strippers please. ~Sophie, Luton, England
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Do strippers charge customers by the guy rate?
- Be careful getting involved in stripping—there are a lot of poleitics.
- It’s hard to get into stripping—the positions are very clothes’d off.
- Strippers can’t play guitar. They’re missing their G-string.