Dear Pungents, could I please have a pun about a rugby playing lawyer? I like chocolate cheesecake. I’d also like to be a Punshine Boy. ~James, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “A defense attorney who plays rugby has to deal with the scrum of the earth.”

2) “After the game, my two colleagues and I pig out with a triple-lawyer cheesecake.”

3) “If Michael Jackson played rugby, would he get flagged by the touch judge?”

4) “The rugby-playing lawyer lived a double life: by day prosecuting johns in the courthouse, but at night practising as a hooker.”

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