Dear Pun Gents, we are having a tennis charity event on Valentine's day. Need a slogan re the old saying "to tennis players love means nothing" – to show that's not true. ~Laura, Charlotte, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Whack your balls on Valentine's Day
2. Get to first baseline.
3. You'll hear lots of backhanded compliments.
4. If you like cougars it'll be, Love-40+
5. Matchmaking point.
6. Get double-teamed.

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