curling

ANIMALPRACTICE

Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians.  We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event.  Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rockroaches
  2. HardCoreVets
  3. Animalpractice
  4. Elephantastic Four
  5. Feed Em and Sweep
  6. The Cowlers
  7. Sheep Sweep
  8. Grrrlers
  9. Bull’s Eye Doctors
  10. The Neuteralizers
  11. Surgical Strikes
  12. The Horseplayers
  13. [PS – Thanks for the donation!]
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JUGGERNAUT

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a jug curling tournament. Our friend’s team is called Nice Jugs. Something provocative would be great. ~Ryan, Ottawa, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You Don’t Have the Stones
  2. We’re no Rockheads
  3. Skips and Juggles
  4. Jugular
  5. Jugger Naughty
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HOUSE MUSIC

Dear Pun Gents, We are forming a curling team with a bunch of fun folks. One of the team names is ‘We Swept With Your Wife.’ There are girls and boys and a lot of music lovers. But I’m not a fan of ‘Rolling Stones’ as a name. We often refer to people as savages and could use that in the name. ~Heather, Saint John, NB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bonspiel Jovi
  2. BRush
  3. Curler me Badd
  4. Die! Mannequins
  5. Turn Around Bright Ice
  6. Rink Ho Starrs
  7. Broom Broom Pow
  8. Baby Got Tap Back
  9. Big Wrecked Shot
  10. Savagenesis
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FROZEN ASSETS

Dear Pun Gents, need a curling team name for work; a funspiel team, 4 women working in payroll department ~Wendy, Victoria, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Play Rocks & Pay Roll
  2. T-4-Ladies
  3. Board-Brooms (Broad-Brooms?)
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YO, BUM RUSH THE SNOW

Dear Pun Gents, I am in a curling bonspiel called the ‘BUMspiel’ – BUMS stands for Berseker Urban Motorcycle Squad. I need a team name with curling and bums. Or just some original curling names for 4 people thrown together to curl. ~Shelley, Calgary, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ass-assins with Rocks
  2. Bumsweepers
  3. Crack Squad
  4. The Icy Receptionists
  5. Skip to the Loo
  6. We’ll Skip Rinks Around You
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