Dear Pungents, I’m looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon

AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:

1. “Strokin it hard – We’re the breast!”

2. Freestylin’

3. “No Spitzing in the pool”

4. “I pity the pool!” (Mr. T image/voice needed)

5. All Goggley-Eyed

6. “We ain’t lane down for nobody.”

7. Chlorus Girls

8. Chlorine Dream

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