Dear Pungents, alright, I actually paid your asses! Grad students unite! Now, I’m doing a thesis using qualitative methods; specifically in-depth, semi-structured interviews. Could you give me a few puns on this motif. ~Dre, Oshawa, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Before research techniques were codified, all social science papers were reliable as crap. They should have called them graduate feces.”
2) “My interview data may raise a small storm of controversy. That’s what happens with squallitative methods.”
3) “Did the study on racial epithets make use of in-depth slurveys?”
4) “I took some hardcore drugs to clarify my thinking about research protocols. I’m a big fan of the crystal meth-od.”
5) “My conclusions just won’t stick. I need some ad-thesive!”