Dear Pungents, overlooking guideline #2 for POD, we are in the ‘refuse/garbage’ business which we like to call waste disposal. We send ‘bins’ or ‘containers’ to businesses, construction sites and homes. They fill the bin with their un-wanted items/waste; we pick it up and dump it at our waste transfer station where it’s re-loaded into tractor trailers and sent to landfill. Can you help us with a slogan we can use on side of our bins or in other advertising media? ~ John, Whitby, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “A proven truck-record“

2) “Dedicated service: because the compostman always rings twice!”

3) “Need pollution solutions? We’ve bin at it for years.”

4) “Cheap hauling rates! You get mileage from our pileage.”

5) “Are we qualified? Just look at our garbadge.” [ok that is silly]

6) “We can’t container enthusiasm! But we contain everything else!”

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