Dear Pungents, I need a pun about the pope’s recent surgery to use at the hospital where I work. Please help!
~ Rob, Kingston, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Don’t give up Pope!”
2) “When the doctors inserted the tracheotomy tube, all they heard was a loud popeing sound.”
3) “Let’s hope he gets well soon, since he’s so pope-ular!”
4) “The pope was tired, so the doctors told him to trach (“trake”) five.”
5) “I hope the pope gets well. He’s such a powerful guy. His influenza is felt around the world!”