Dear Pungents, A pun on faith, hope and charity – or “I lift mine eyes up to the heavens.” Thank you – it’s punishment trying to think of one myself. ~Avery, Port Elizabeth, South Africa

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Faith isn’t spiritual, it’s physical. My faith is located in my bodily organs; because I’m a be liver.”

2) “The theological virtues are addictive. I’m hoped up on drugs!”

3) “I’d give you the shirt off my back. It’s an act of share a tee.“

4) “Faith is an action, not a quality. Trust me, I used to be noun believer.” (a tad esoteric?)

5) “I was once a stripper, but I converted and turned from my immoral ways. Now it’s ‘I lift mine eyes up to the heavens’, but as an exotic dancer it used to be ‘I lift my nasty up to the heathens!'”

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