Dear Pungents, as a fellow lefty I always notice a person’s dominant hand *write* away. Can you think of some pick-up lines I can use on left-handed fellows? Thanks. ~Deborah, Vancouver

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Down with Ritey!”

2) “You’re a healthy guy, I noticed you eat a lot of fibre. It must be your right branned thinking.”

3) “Show me who’s my daddy – I wanna call you my south pa.”

4) “Ned Flanders gets me hot and bothered. So come back home to my left-hornium.”

5) “I wanna ride your jumbo jet – I’ll be a passenger on Lefthansa.”

6) “Ambi sextrous?”

7) “Can’t we just share the lefter?”

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