Dear Pungents, I love this website 🙂 Okay Gents – I just started belly-dancing lessons and am loving the crazy wiggling! Give me a pun to sassily and savvily express my delight, and to entice others to take up dancing lessons with me! ~Kimmy, West Bay, Grand Cayman Island

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Belly dancing – it’s no waist of time!”

2) “It’s out of this whirled!”

3) “If you don’t join then you must be into belly duncing – ‘cuz you’re a dummy not to get down wit’ da tummy!”

4) “I promise the instructor will make you feel comfortable. It’s not bully dancing!”

5) “You have no excuse not to dance like Ali Baba – in fact I think it’s ‘alibi ‘bye‘!” (ok that is horrible)

6) “C’mon, all you lonely ladies – by gyrating, you’ll increase your guy rating!”

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