Andrew from Dugald:
A spokesman for NASA confirmed that an extremely giddy gypsy had to be forcibly removed from Cape Canaveral. She had wanted to hold a meeting of the spirits before the next shuttle launch. “I had to tell her, ‘Lady, this ain’t rocket seance‘. When she still wouldn’t leave or stop laughing, we had to beat her into submission. Sometimes it’s hard to strike a happy medium.”

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