Andrew from Dugald:
Steve Jobs has come out with a new device that will only play pirated music. Its name? The iPatch.
Aaar! This be Parroty!!
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Dear Pungents, A pun on faith, hope and charity – or “I lift mine eyes up to the heavens.” Thank you – it’s punishment trying to think of one myself. ~Avery, Port Elizabeth, South Africa
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Faith isn’t spiritual, it’s physical. My faith is located in my bodily organs; because I’m a be liver.”
2) “The theological virtues are addictive. I’m hoped up on drugs!”
3) “I’d give you the shirt off my back. It’s an act of share a tee.“
4) “Faith is an action, not a quality. Trust me, I used to be noun believer.” (a tad esoteric?)
5) “I was once a stripper, but I converted and turned from my immoral ways. Now it’s ‘I lift mine eyes up to the heavens’, but as an exotic dancer it used to be ‘I lift my nasty up to the heathens!'”
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Dear Pungents, I need a punny name for a community running club I’m setting up. For example there is a group known as Gunn Runners – Gunn being where they live, and gun also slang meaning ‘talented’. We are currently the Sunshine Runners Group; our area is famous for the Sunshine Harvester and I have nothing! ~Sean, Sunshine, Victoria, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
(first, some generic ones)
1) Sunshine Sweathearts
2) Kangarunners
3) Marathunder
4) The Sunshine Run Swine – We’re Pigs For It!
(and more specific to the Harvester)
5) The Sunshine Harvesters: No Pain, No Grain
6) The Leg Gents [legends] of the Sunshine Harvester
7) Sunshine Harvester Squad: Running at our Wheat’s End
9) Runners of the Mill
8) The Harvesters: Fun + Run, Combined!
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Gus Grissom’s vanity plate: “CSI 4N6“
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When UN observers found groups of armed men in Sudan living under canvas, they knew the rebel leaders had militias intent.
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I just realized why I’ve always loved “The Wizard of OZ”…..The Scarecrow, because he was stuffed with straw, well (sniff) he was like a real fodder figure to me.
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I just realized why I’ve always loved “The Wizard of OZ”…..The Scarecrow, because he was stuffed with straw, well (sniff) he was like a real fodder figure to me.
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Dear Pungents, something to do with animals, please. ~Naomi, Aloha, Oregon
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) How much does a chicken impersonator cost? A bok.
2) And are horses agreeable? Nay.
3) Are cats hypochondriac? Meow.
4) Do suckling pigs play tittely-oinks?
5) Do artsy German goats listen to Baa-haus music?
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