I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
Dear Pungents, a good pun i can use in my algebra class – not using ‘division as the vision’ or a pencil being pointless. Thank you ~Andrew, Fairfield, Connecticut
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Are algebra students smart? Yes, they are vari able individuals.”
2) “The hair-obsessed algebra student was careful to check his coifficient.”
3) “Did the mathematicians in The Matrix drive invertibles?”
4) “Are mathematicians heavy sleepers? Yes, they have BEDMAS.”
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
Which saint had no problem seducing women?
Francis of Asseasy.
Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.