I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
Dear Pungents, a good pun i can use in my algebra class – not using ‘division as the vision’ or a pencil being pointless. Thank you ~Andrew, Fairfield, Connecticut
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Are algebra students smart? Yes, they are vari able individuals.”
2) “The hair-obsessed algebra student was careful to check his coifficient.”
3) “Did the mathematicians in The Matrix drive invertibles?”
4) “Are mathematicians heavy sleepers? Yes, they have BEDMAS.”
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?