Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
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Loading...What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a cannibal greet his guests?
Knife to eat you!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Work metings are the ultimate form of punishment.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a pun for an article about film stars (actors, directors etc) who go on to success after studying at Oxford University. I’ve got ‘From dreaming spires to screaming admirers’ but I need something punchier. ~Guy, Oxford, UK
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, can I get a few puns on racism? Not racist puns obviously—I’m mixed-race—but dealing with the subject, maybe making fun of racists if you understand. Thanks. Big up, keep doin ya things. ~Ed Azocul, Glucoseville
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