RHODES TO RICHES

Dear Pungents, I need a pun for an article about film stars (actors, directors etc) who go on to success after studying at Oxford University. I’ve got ‘From dreaming spires to screaming admirers’ but I need something punchier. ~Guy, Oxford, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. From Oxford to Oscar
  2. From Oxford to Fox’s Door
  3. Hired Education
  4. Academia to the Academy
  5. Do the Oxtrot
  6. They Rhodes into the Sunset
  7. From Latin Mass to Matinee Lass
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STEREO TYPING

Dear Pungents, can I get a few puns on racism? Not racist puns obviously—I’m mixed-race—but dealing with the subject, maybe making fun of racists if you understand. Thanks. Big up, keep doin ya things. ~Ed Azocul, Glucoseville

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. How do you get rid of racism? Erasism.
  2. Racists are nutty. Just look at the cuckoo klux klan.
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FARM TEAM

Dear Pungents, our touch football team needs a new name, we are being sponsored by a fruit and veg company so would love any reference to that to be a part of it. ~Steph, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Strawberry Fields Forever
  2. Time to Grow a Pear
  3. We Will Squash You
  4. Quit Punkin ON Us
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