Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.
There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
How does a cannibal greet his guests?
Knife to eat you!
Work metings are the ultimate form of punishment.