RHODES TO RICHES

Dear Pungents, I need a pun for an article about film stars (actors, directors etc) who go on to success after studying at Oxford University. I’ve got ‘From dreaming spires to screaming admirers’ but I need something punchier. ~Guy, Oxford, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. From Oxford to Oscar
  2. From Oxford to Fox’s Door
  3. Hired Education
  4. Academia to the Academy
  5. Do the Oxtrot
  6. They Rhodes into the Sunset
  7. From Latin Mass to Matinee Lass
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STEREO TYPING

Dear Pungents, can I get a few puns on racism? Not racist puns obviously—I’m mixed-race—but dealing with the subject, maybe making fun of racists if you understand. Thanks. Big up, keep doin ya things. ~Ed Azocul, Glucoseville

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. How do you get rid of racism? Erasism.
  2. Racists are nutty. Just look at the cuckoo klux klan.
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FARM TEAM

Dear Pungents, our touch football team needs a new name, we are being sponsored by a fruit and veg company so would love any reference to that to be a part of it. ~Steph, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Strawberry Fields Forever
  2. Time to Grow a Pear
  3. We Will Squash You
  4. Quit Punkin ON Us
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I LIKE BIG BATONS AND I CANNOT LIE

Dear Pungents, I need a pun for a marathon relay team name. Each member of the team will run a half-marathon for the first time. Thanks. ~Brian, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Relay Fast Runners
  2. Baton Rookies
  3. I Like Big Batons
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SUIT-ONYM

Dear Pungents, I need a team name for my law school intramural team. We will play (American) football, baseball, and a few other sports. Anything legal jargon-y will be great! ~Matt, Austin, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Tortoises
  2. The Laws Causes
  3. The Curly Suits
  4. Razing the Bar
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NATURE NURTURE

Dear Pungents, a pun about getting children back to nature, as they are our future conservationists. ~Kendall, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Greening up is hard to do.
  2. Nature: Youth it or lose it.
  3. Leaf it to the young people.
  4. Taught young bawdies.
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KEEP THE BALLS ROLLING

Dear Pungents, a pun for a four-person cycling team in the Real Man Challenge. Biking for testicular cancer ~Megan, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Going Going Gonads!
  2. Teste fy!
  3. Get Behind the Eight Balls
  4. Tired of Cancer
  5. Wheel End Cancer
  6. The Droop Troup (Don’t leave our members danglin’)
  7. Nuts and Bolts
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David from Toronto:

On the issues McCain will Palin comparison to Obama. Barack’s just Biden his time.

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Which dynasty of kings believed in sprawl?

The House of Burbin’. [As for the Tooters, they were known for breaking Windsor.]

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