Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.
Month: September 2008
What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.
There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
How does a cannibal greet his guests?
Knife to eat you!
Work metings are the ultimate form of punishment.
RHODES TO RICHES
Dear Pungents, I need a pun for an article about film stars (actors, directors etc) who go on to success after studying at Oxford University. I’ve got ‘From dreaming spires to screaming admirers’ but I need something punchier. ~Guy, Oxford, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- From Oxford to Oscar
- From Oxford to Fox’s Door
- Hired Education
- Academia to the Academy
- Do the Oxtrot
- They Rhodes into the Sunset
- From Latin Mass to Matinee Lass
STEREO TYPING
Dear Pungents, can I get a few puns on racism? Not racist puns obviously—I’m mixed-race—but dealing with the subject, maybe making fun of racists if you understand. Thanks. Big up, keep doin ya things. ~Ed Azocul, Glucoseville
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- How do you get rid of racism? Erasism.
- Racists are nutty. Just look at the cuckoo klux klan.
FARM TEAM
Dear Pungents, our touch football team needs a new name, we are being sponsored by a fruit and veg company so would love any reference to that to be a part of it. ~Steph, Brisbane, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Strawberry Fields Forever
- Time to Grow a Pear
- We Will Squash You
- Quit Punkin ON Us
I LIKE BIG BATONS AND I CANNOT LIE
Dear Pungents, I need a pun for a marathon relay team name. Each member of the team will run a half-marathon for the first time. Thanks. ~Brian, New York City
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Relay Fast Runners
- Baton Rookies
- I Like Big Batons