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All Puns for February, 2009


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02/28/09

I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.

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02/27/09

BE PRE PAREDY

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a group of Cub Scouts going to day camp in the summer. The name of the camp is Camp Kiesel. ~Kent, Layton, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Make sure to eat your lunch: it’s Kiesel fuel.
  2. Scouting is the best: it’s Akela experience
  3. Choosing your bunkmate is the most difficult part: It’s two in tents!
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02/27/09

Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.

Four new Puns on Demand filled today

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02/26/09

I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.

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02/25/09

Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.

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02/24/09

My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.

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02/23/09

An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.

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02/22/09

Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?

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02/21/09

Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.

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02/19/09

Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.

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