I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a group of Cub Scouts going to day camp in the summer. The name of the camp is Camp Kiesel. ~Kent, Layton, UT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Make sure to eat your lunch: it’s Kiesel fuel.
- Scouting is the best: it’s Akela experience
- Choosing your bunkmate is the most difficult part: It’s two in tents!
Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
Four new Puns on Demand filled today
I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.
Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
Are corpses upset about being dead?
Yes, they are lived.