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All Puns for August, 2009


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08/31/09

Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.

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08/30/09

The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.

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08/29/09

The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.

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08/28/09

Laid off construction workers can be found on the street gravelling for change.

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08/27/09

A midget psychaitrist, aka a shrunk.

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08/26/09

I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.

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08/25/09

Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?

Because they are irony deficient!

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08/24/09

WEDDING THE APPETITE

Dear Pun Gents, my sister's bachelorette party is in San Francisco. A random group is going – some bridesmaids, some friends. I need something fun and creative to put on the t-shirts. ~Liz, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Marriage, You Wanna?
  2. You're Making Me Wed
  3. Go For a Bride With Me
  4. Silicone Valley Girls

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08/24/09

BALLISTIC BRIDES

Dear Pun Gents, need a softball team name for our pre-wedding interfamily game (bride's side).  Any ideas? ~Dana, Kenosha WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Catcher If You Can
  2. Lineup at the Altar
  3. Wedding Pitchers
  4. Batting Her Eyes

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08/24/09

NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!

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