WEDDING THE APPETITE

Dear Pun Gents, my sister's bachelorette party is in San Francisco. A random group is going – some bridesmaids, some friends. I need something fun and creative to put on the t-shirts. ~Liz, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Marriage, You Wanna?
  2. You're Making Me Wed
  3. Go For a Bride With Me
  4. Silicone Valley Girls

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BALLISTIC BRIDES

Dear Pun Gents, need a softball team name for our pre-wedding interfamily game (bride's side).  Any ideas? ~Dana, Kenosha WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Catcher If You Can
  2. Lineup at the Altar
  3. Wedding Pitchers
  4. Batting Her Eyes

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I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure.  But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.

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GOOD TIDE-INGS!

Dear Pun Gents, I'm chairing a school charity auction with an ocean beach/seashore theme and need some good plays on word for written communications to parents/donors. ~D, Washington DC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Seas the day!
  2. We are surfing the community.
  3. Sand money now.
  4. We'll be selling tide-dyed shirts

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