There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
Needing a massage is a happens tense situation.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
Fencing is a parry normal activity.
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.