There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
Needing a massage is a happens tense situation.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
Fencing is a parry normal activity.
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.