A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
The suicide bomber economy tends to follow a boom! bus cycle.