The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.
If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.
When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.