A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
The suicide bomber economy tends to follow a boom! bus cycle.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“