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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for July, 2015

07/31/15

The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.

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07/30/15

A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.

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07/29/15

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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07/28/15

Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.

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07/27/15

When he got botox he changed his name to Plumpty Rumpty.

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07/26/15

Taking public transit is a good way to get late.

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07/25/15

Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.

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07/24/15

The doctors went lawn bowling in the middle of my surgery. Needless to say they bocce’d the procedure.

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07/23/15

If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.

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07/22/15

When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.

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