A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
The suicide bomber economy tends to follow a boom! bus cycle.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.