Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.
Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.
A government that despises the people is democritic.
I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
As a graphic designer on social media, I’m eager to share my GIFs with the world.
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
I gave up honey, if you can bee leave it.