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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

All Puns for September, 2015

09/23/15

Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.

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09/17/15

Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.

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09/16/15

I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.

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09/15/15

When our friend Paul was fired from a catapult, it really cast a Paul over things.

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09/14/15

A government that despises the people is democritic.

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09/13/15

I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.

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09/12/15

As a graphic designer on social media, I’m eager to share my GIFs with the world.

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09/11/15

Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.

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09/10/15

A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.

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09/09/15

I gave up honey, if you can bee leave it.

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