Andrew from Dugald:
A westerner was touring a monastery in Tibet, the home to its religious leader. He came across a room filled with trumpets. He asked a monk why the instruments should be in such a place. He said that before he became the Exalted One, their leader had wanted to be a jazz musician. “You mean…?” the westerner started. “Yes,” the monk nodded, knowingly,”these are the Horns of the Dalai Lama!”

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