Frank from Eldorado:

says, “with apologies to Mary Poppins”

The restaurant reviewer of the local paper was assigned to check out a highly touted new soup on the menu of the editor’s favourite restaurant, with instruction to come back immediately after sampling the soup and report in person. When the reporter finished his meal, he went to see the editor, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the editor recoiled, saying: “Phew, you have bad breath!!”, to which the reporter replied:

Soup of cauli flower does stink, accept halitosis!

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