Frank from Eldorado:
A dairy farmer discovered that one of his cows had an udder with seven teats. So astonished was he, that he notified the Museum of Nature’s Oddities (MONO) and offered the udder to the museum when the cow dies. A special glass container was made to hold the strange udder, but a clumsy attendant dropped it and it broke. Luckily, it was put together with epoxy and crazy glue, and so it could be used when the time came to prepare the exhibit.

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A glued urn preserves an udder.

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