Frank from Eldorado:
How do you recognize a law-abiding frog?
It always does what it is toad.

The next one is with apologies to the late, great Dean Martin:
Two guys were replacing a broken window pane. One said to the other,
“Do you need any putty?” The other guy replied, “Everyputty needs some putty sometimes.”

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