Andrew from Dugald:
I used to work on a sugar plantation, but I was fired because I was forever razing cane. Well, that, and I used to shovel sugar into my face with both hands…I guess I’m ambidextrose. At least I was jamaican a living!

Donald Trump announced today he is taking over Whirlpool Kitchen Appliances…he was quoted as saying: “I was really attracted to this company; I want to become the world’s largest fridge magnate.”

A daycare centre was over-run today when the kinders threatened the workers with dirty diapers….it was a veritable pooh de-tot.

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